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Hi, I am Vic Varjabedian. I enjoy humor. I like humor so passionately that some of my friends claim when they think of humor they think of Vic Varjabedian, hence, Vic Varjabedian on humor.

Humor has been around for years. Of course what would our unity on this earth be with out a little humor frequently. Humor, however, changes with the time and the culture it originates from. Listed here is a couple of my popular jokes from the early 1900's:

Joke 1:

"Pa," told little Joe, "I bet I can perform something you can't."

"Well, what is it?" demanded his pa.

"Grow," answered the child pridefully.-H. E. Zimmerman.

Joke 2:

In a North of England city recently a company of native amateurs produced Hamlet, and the following account of the proceedings appeared in the local newspaper in the morning:

"Last night all the fashionables and heavy-weight of our city gathered to enjoy a performance of Hamlet at the Town Hall. There has been considerable discussion in the press as to whether the play was composed by Shakespeare or Bacon. All controversy can be now be solved. Let their graves be exposed; the one who turned over last night is the composer."

Joke 3:

There was a young lady named Hannah,

Who slipped on a peel of banana.

More stars she espied

As she rest on her side

Than are got in the Star Spangled Banner.

A gentleman sprang to help her;

He grabbed her glove and her wrister;

"Did you fall, Ma'am?" he asked;

"Did you think," she replied,

"I sat down for the fun of it, Mister?"

Joke 4

"Help! Help!" cried an Italian worker close to the mud flats of the Harlem river.

"What's the problem there?" came a sound from the construction shanty.

"Queek! Bringa da shov'! Bringa da peek! Giovanni's trapped in da mud."

"How far in?"

"Up to hees knees."

"Oh, let him walk out."

"No, no! He no canna walk! He wronga end up!"

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